Conductor, leaning out window to couple making out: Get a room!
–Canal St station
Overheard by: simon
Eerily calm guy: You fucked me. You fucked me in Midtown.
–48th & 5th
Overheard by: Nick Draven
Hot dog vendor, about girl moaning on cell: They’re having sex on the corner, people! Don’t look!
–Main St & 38th Ave, Queens
Drunk girl to kissing friends: You know, we can, like, find a place for you to make out.
Sorostitute: I had sex right there.
–64th & 5th