Archive for the ‘Kick’ Category

…If I Make Her.

White woman to friend: I don’t know if this is a stereo­type or any­thing, but Asian women are re­al­ly sub­servient, you know? I mean, they all like keep the house and cook and clean and keep the place neat for their hus­bands and do what­ev­er they want.
White man, over­hear­ing: Yes, that is a stereo­type. And my girl­friend could kick your ass.

–2 Train

Do Those One-Lin­ers Go All the Way Up to Your Wednes­day?

La­dy to an­oth­er: I’m wax­ing my crotch whether he likes it or not!

–52nd & Madi­son

Over­heard by: someguys­likethe­jun­gle

Pre­teen: Yo, she bit Mark’s crotch!

–66th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: dan

Girl to an­oth­er: I don’t think he’d like your stilet­to heel in his ac­tu­al crotch. Oh, now your twat is all over the place.

–Olive­bridge

Man on cell, notic­ing, “The Big Pe­nis Book”: Hey, I’m at this book­store and they have this big book of penis­es… Oh, you have it al­ready? The big book, with the pink cov­er and crotch on the front? Oh, okay, cool.

–Book­store, Brookyln

Bim­bo: Crotch­es are al­ways wrong!

–Amer­i­can Ap­par­el Store

One Quote. So Many Ques­tions

Dude: Al­so, it was kind of fun to walk down the street hit­ting my­self in the neck with a ham­mer.
Chick: I think that was around the same time as the plas­tic cube.
Dude: No, I was­n’t wear­ing the plas­tic box on my head at that point. It would have in­ter­fered with the neck ham­mer­ing.

–Lenny’s Bagels, 23rd St

Over­heard by: Rose Fox