Queer: I hate Mexicans, first they jump our borders, then they don’t even attempt to speak English.
Tan chick: Fo’ reals! I’ve met some that have been here their entire lives and never bothered to learn English.
Crazy man: Oh my god! Why do you have to be so goddam racist all the time!?
Tan chick: What? I was just making a point, goddammit, I am Mexican!
(five minutes later)
Black lady: Yo! D’shaun! Get yo’ ass over here nigga!
Crazy man: I hate black people! They’re so goddamn loud, they need to shut up!
Overheard by: shocked