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Ap­ple’s Next An­ti-PC Mar­ket­ing Cam­paign Takes Shape

Of­fice thug #1: Yo, Win­dows is, like, mad-re­tard­ed!
Of­fice thug #2: Say what?
Of­fice thug #1: I said Win­dows is bull­shit, man.
Of­fice thug #2: Man, I been telling you that shit for years. My G5 is way bet­ter than what­ev­er com­put­er you got.
Of­fice thug #1: Nig­ga, my lap­top has AIDS!

–52nd St & Madi­son