Woman: Ex­cuse me. I have to put some­thing in my dry­er.
Girl fold­ing clothes: Oh, okay.
Woman: Ex­cuse me! I have to put some­thing else in my dry­er.
Girl: O‑kay…
Woman: Now I have to take some­thing out of my dryer…unbelievable.
Girl: Wow, you’re a case!
Woman: I’m a what?!
Girl: A case. I’ve nev­er seen any­body so worked up over laun­dry.
Woman: Well, you haven’t lived very long, have you?
Girl: Not as long as you!…Have a nice day!
Woman: Fuck you!

–York Laun­derette, York Av­enue and E. 82nd