Archive for the ‘Leisure’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers May Leave a Bad Taste in Your Mouth

Bland mid­dle-aged woman: It’s not like you’re giv­ing head in the Port Au­thor­i­ty bath­room!

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: j

Eng­lish tourist: You’ll go home and peo­ple will ask: “So what did you do on hol­i­day?” You’ll re­ply: “Oh, I gave the Em­pire State Build­ing a blowjob!”

–34th St

Guy on cell: Ugh, fuck me in the ass. No… no, not you. Meanie. Why don’t you just suck my dick. Suck my dick!

–34th Street

Dude on cell: It was like get­ting a blowjob from the in­side.

–8th Ave & 53rd St

Guy on cell: Is that the guy that’s been suck­ing your dick?

–81st & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Kel­ley

Young guy on cell: And then I said: “I could re­al­ly use a blowjob right now.” She was of­fend­ed!

–48th & Park

Young black man to friend: Just be­cause she sucks my dick does­n’t make her Oprah Win­frey.

–B48 Bus

Every Cloud Has a Silv­ing In-Lin­ing

NYU chi­ca: It’s like, I don’t re­al­ly like my class­es, and I don’t re­al­ly like the city, but I re­al­ly love–
NYU chico, si­mul­ta­ne­ous­ly with chi­ca: –Rollerblad­ing.

–NYU Sil­ver Cen­ter

…And, Frankly, You’re Lucky I’m Even Talk­ing to You.

Man need­ing help: I need to get my pass­port re­newed be­fore I leave for a trip out of the coun­try next week.
La­dy at post of­fice: We can ex­pe­dite it, and you can have your new pass­port in two weeks.
Man need­ing help: But I’ll be back from my trip to Mex­i­co in less than two weeks.
La­dy at post of­fice: Well, we can ex­pe­dite it and you’ll get your pass­port back in two weeks.

–Post Of­fice, Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: Adam Lazarus