Woman #1: I’m so go­ing to get preg­nant this year so I can have a tum­my tuck done cheap­er.
Woman #2: Fuck that. Go to Viet­nam. They do li­po­suc­tion for, like, five bucks. They call it ‘five dol­lar sucky sucky.’

–6th Ave, West Side

Over­heard by: Ray­chel