Nut­ty Old Bat: 90 bucks for my pills? I don’t have that kind of mon­ey with me. You’re go­ing to have to do bet­ter than that.
Phar­ma­cist: I’m sor­ry ma’am, that’s the price and we need your pre­scrip­tion.
Nut­ty Old Bat: I don’t have my pre­scrip­tion. I’m com­ing from the emer­gency room! How much for a pill? I need it. I haven’t had a pill since this morn­ing.
Phara­macist: I can’t get you one pill. I need your pre­scrip­tion. Just get one and come back to­mor­row.
Nut­ty Old Bat: You’re go­ing to have to do bet­ter than that.
Phar­ma­cist: I’m sor­ry ma’am. I can’t help you.
Nut­ty Old Bat: You’re go­ing to have to do bet­ter than that!
Phar­ma­cist: Have a good day ma’am.
Nut­ty Old Bat: Un­be­liev­able! She does­n’t want to do bet­ter than that!

–Bryant Park Du­ane Reade

Over­heard by: Fel­son Sajonas