Archive for the ‘Menstruation’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Need a Pam­prin

Woman: When it’s a tam­pon, you can stick it any­where.

–59th St

Over­heard by: Rich

Woman on cell: …and then this big glop of bloody goop came out, and so I reached in­to the toi­let and squeezed it to make sure it was­n’t a ba­by…

–13th & Broad­way

20-Some­thing chick: My shit bled like it’s nev­er bled be­fore.

–El­e­va­tor, 57th & 6th

Over­heard by: Matt

Mul­let­ed queer: Imag­ine if Vir­ginia Slims de­signed a tam­pon!–Bush­wick, Brook­lynOver­heard by: ‘nuther black char­lie chap­lin

Cre­ative ge­nius: Just imag­ine if I had a tam­pon gun!

–St. Mark’s

Woman on cell: Well, you can’t just go hand­ing out san­i­tary nap­kins to every­one!

–15th & Union Square East

Loud girl on cell: Yeah, so he was go­ing for it, and I was like, “No, ba­by, I can’t tonight,” and he was like, “Why?” and I was like, “I got it to­day,” and he was like, “Aww, then noth­ing for a whole week!”

–CVS, 58th & 9th

Over­heard by: Kate Melvin

To­day, Wednes­day One-Lin­er Is a Woman.

Girl on cell: It just… It’s not like it sucks. (pause) It just sucks, ya know? I mean, I had my pe­ri­od this morn­ing, and I just wan­na get high.

–Bor­ough of Man­hat­tan Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege

Over­heard by: 447ght

Cus­tomer, buy­ing two packs of Ko­tex: Next time you or­der these, you should get the kind with de­odor­ant. It re­al­ly makes a dif­fer­ence!

–112th St & St. Nicholas

Guy on cell: Dude! Guys don’t PMS!

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: al­lie

Girl #1: I once made a Na­tiv­i­ty from fem­i­nine prod­ucts. (awk­ward si­lence) They weren’t used, though…

–Barnard

Over­heard by: Brook­lyn

Uh-Oh, Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Are Stain­ing

Queer to friend: To­mor­row is flow day! That’s when you have to wear a pad and a tam­pon!

–W 3rd, be­tween 1st & 2nd

Over­heard by: good gol­ly

20-some­thing girl: They did­n’t have tam­pons, so I got Smirnoff Ice.

–Lin­coln Place & Bed­ford Ave

Over­heard by: That’s got­ta hurt

Hot chick on cell: I’m off! Wish me and my men­stru­al cup luck!

–113th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: La­dle

Woman: That would be a re­al­ly aw­ful su­per-pow­er to have ?- the abil­i­ty to make a woman men­stru­ate when­ev­er you fuck her.

–Stuyvesant Town

Over­heard by: Ar­gopel­ter

Hey, Kiss My Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

Drunk guy: Ex­cuse me, Miss, I’m askin’… I want to kiss your ass! Just the left cheek!

–8th Ave & W 55th St

Over­heard by: Fred Daubert

Cana­di­an guy: The first kiss’ll be at the al­tar.

–Up­town 6 train

Loud­mouth on cell: Yeah man, and then, like, I was kiss­ing her, and then I like, just start­ed danc­ing with her. We were danc­ing, man. And then I picked her up, and she beat the crap out of me, and I had to put her down. Yeah, man. But she was a fuckin’ awe­some kiss­er.

–NYU

Over­heard by: lucy in the sky with di­a­monds

Girl on cell: I can’t re­mem­ber the last time we kissed on the mouth, can you?

–43rd & Lex

Ghet­to chick leav­ing af­ter fight with boyfriend: Kiss my ass. No, kiss my pussy while it’s bleed­ing, like you used to.

–Wash­ing­ton Heights

Girl on cell: He said he would­n’t leave un­til I kissed him… so I kissed him while I was on the toi­let!

–115th St & Man­hat­tan Ave

Over­heard by: Melis­sa Berry

Home De­pot Al­so Sells the In­dus­tri­al Grade Belt-Dri­ven Kind

Lit­tle boy: Do you have 25 cents?
Old­er sis­ter: What? No… You don’t need a tam­pon.
Lit­tle boy: No, I want a nap­kin.
Old­er sis­ter: You don’t need those, ei­ther.
Lit­tle boy: I want a nap­kin for my face! [Reads off dis­penser] See? Nap-kin.
Old­er sis­ter: Those aren’t nap­kins like we use at the ta­ble. They’re… um… y’­know, ladies’ things, like Mom­my us­es.
Lit­tle boy: Ohhh…

–Ladies’ room, Home De­pot, Bed-Stuy

Over­heard by: Pip­pa