Woman holding large ice cream, to man: You don’t know what it’s like to menstruate! You have no idea!
–Lafeyette & Astor Pl
Overheard by: I have some idea
Newspaper guy: It’s just like when I was selling tampons to Alicia Silverstone. I was like, ‘Is this my life?’
–34th & Broadway
Chick to friends: I think my mom is going through menopause. She wants to move to Colorado.
–St. John’s University, Queens
Biotech to friend: Stop doing the tampon dance and let’s get out of here already.
Well-dressed Indian man shouting at woman: You don’t need no fucking tampons! Tampax — that’s a tampon! Tampax is the fucking mafia!
Overheard by: Still Confused