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Touché, Ann Coul­ter, Touché

Tourist guy #1: New York is cool man, a lot of places to vis­it and shit.
Tourist guy #2: Yeah, I know… I can’t wait to find me one of them horny-ass “Sex in the City” whores to suck me up while I’m here.
Tourist guy #1: That’s a myth, you fag. It ain’t re­al.
Tourist guy #2: Look at those moms over there. I bet they’re crav­ing some young cock.

–Out­side Ra­dio City Mu­sic Hall

Over­heard by: Fat­Cop

Mom Gets Her In­ner Ho-Bag Out of the Garage

Man: It was nice to meet you. Now will you shake my hand?
Lit­tle boy: No.
Man: Why not?
Lit­tle boy: Be­cause she gave you her num­ber, but she al­ready has a boyfriend! I don’t like that.
Woman: Shut up. That’s not true.
Lit­tle boy: If it is­n’t, then why did it say “Ja­son and Tr­ish, to­geth­er for­ev­er” on your phone, when I turned it on right now?
Woman: To­geth­er for­ev­er, my ass; now shut up!

–Q37 bus, Lib­er­ty Ave