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Wednesday One-liners Hit the Premiere

Guy: The thing about Cronenberg is that you have to appreciate him in
context to what he does…which is often unappreciable.

–Belmont Lounge, East 15th Street

The Penises Get Mad When We’re Late

Girl: I’m really bad at observing people.
Friend: I love Sleeping Beauty.
Girl: I can’t write about art if it’s, like, asked by my teachers. That’s what I hate about this class. Last semester I had to reckon with a Louise Bourgeois essay… All her penises. Are you guys ready to go?

–Cooper-Hewitt, National Design Museum

Overheard by: Alex Bailey

Explaining Will Take More Time Than I Have Before Someone Hits Me, Sweetie

Young white daughter: Mommy, what’s a black artist?
White mother, awkwardly: It’s an artist who’s…well, black.
Young daughter: Then how come you said you don’t like them?
White mother, looking around nervously: I didn’t say that, honey. I just said I don’t like these paintings. The colors are too dark.
Young daughter, loudly: That’s because he’s black!
(mother hurriedly pulls daughter out of the room)

–The Whitney