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Wednes­day One-lin­ers Have Cool Spiny Backs and Tiny Tiny Brains

Woman: That movie’s so stu­pid! They got King Kong and the di­nosaurs fight­ing even though they are from dif­fer­ent cen­turies.

–Ma­ma’s Piz­za, 106th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Kyle T

Teen girl: You know, I don’t think I even be­lieve in di­nosaurs.

–Star­bucks, As­tor Place

Over­heard by: Paul

A New York Mo­ment

A woman has a chi­huahua in her purse. An old man en­ters the train.

Old man: Cute dog. Do you take him every­where?
Woman: Uh huh. We saw Spi­der-man yes­ter­day.
Old man: You saw Spi­der-man yes­ter­day?
Woman: Yeah.
Old man: How did you like it?
Woman: Oh, you know. It is what it is.
Old man: Not that great, huh? Ha, ha. Well, take care.

The man leaves the train. The woman looks down at her dog.

Woman: That was weird.

–V Train