Archive for the ‘Mysticism’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Will See You at the Ren Fair

Woman: She had sex with a drag­on. She had sex with a drag­on! I keep see­ing her and wan­tin’ to ask, “Yo, how’s the drag­on?”

–Ol­lie’s, 69th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Nick Draven

Vir­gin-For-Life on cell: Did you van­quish the dragon?…Yo, I told you to van­quish the drag­on! Dumb ass nig­ga. Damn.

–Grist­edes, West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Ko­ryD

Nan­ny to lit­tle boy: I think each coun­try must have its own Tooth Fairy.

–5th & Pres­i­dent, Park Slope

Over­heard by: b

Hip­ster on cell: It’s cool­er, and you’re a vam­pire. Ok, I get it.

–6th St & 1st Ave

Late­ly Je­sus Finds Him­self Ob­ses­sive­ly Play­ing ‘Dead Ris­ing’

Guy #1: The Je­ho­vah Wit­ness­es say the world is end­ing and the good will in­her­it the earth… So then what? The less good peo­ple will be the bad peo­ple, and lit­tle things will seem worse?
Guy #2: I don’t get it, these re­li­gions are in­con­sis­tent. Is Je­sus tak­ing the good peo­ple with him or do the good peo­ple in­her­it the earth? I hope he takes them with him.
Guy #1: I spoke with Je­sus and he does­n’t know what’s go­ing on: he just got the Xbox 360 and said he could care less.
Guy #2: He sounds like a good guy.

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Bob­by