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The Vil­lage Bi­cy­cle’s Wednes­day One-Lin­ers

Girl on cell: So I asked my door­man if I brought any­one home with me last night and he said he did­n’t know! I told him it’s his job to know!

–Out­side 145th sub­way sta­tion

Hip­ster girl: San­ta is a man whore!

–45th & 8th

Col­lege girl: And then we’re hav­ing what I thought was a nice one night stand, and then, he’s all like “what are you do­ing?”

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: silvver

In­di­an girl: I need to up my sex num­ber. I ei­ther wan­na sleep with a pro­fes­sor or a celebri­ty. (long pause) Wait! Pro­fes­sors are like celebri­ties!

–72nd and Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Vin­cent

Teen girl to friend: … And then my mom said to me “don’t be a ho.”

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Lotte

Girl: She is such a fuckin’ slut. (Pause, then in­dig­nant­ly) How you gonna sleep with some­one for four dol­lars?

–Bergen and Smith