Russian woman to Russian friend: I want to see Notorious because it’s about black people.
–Regal Cinema, 13th & Broadway
High school boy: Hey, look–a black kid!
Overheard by: Robert Gleyberman
Black guy: Don’t worry, its alright! I’m not that black! I haven’t mugged anybody in two weeks, and I love all white people under six feet tall!
Overheard by: Jennie
Middle-aged black woman, to no one in particular: That George W. Bush! He walks like an arrogant black man!
Overheard by: BigFatTiger
Nerdy Jewish guy: I don’t know what went wrong. I should be a black girl by now!