Girl to friend: This party is going to be awesome! Wait. We have to stop somewhere on the way…I gotta pee before I put out tonight.
–Montrose & Graham
Dude: Do you even know what an Animal Collective Listening Party means in the rest of the country?
–Animal Collective Album Listening Party, River Room, Harlem
Overheard by: care bear stare
Girl: I think it’s okay if she parties, as long as it’s with a bunch of Christians.
–West 4th b/w 6th & MacDougal
Girl to friend: There’s this party in the East Village. It’s called “Spit.” I’ll tell you next time I go. It’s on Fridays. But my gawd, these guys are cokeheads. I ended up with ten of them in my apartment last week.
–8th & 18th
Overheard by: Sebastian White
Chick on cell: Do parties *count* if there’s nothing but necking and spanking and nipple-tweaking?
Overheard by: Ladle
Guy: I know I’m gay, but the best part of my Bar Mitzvah was meeting the party planner.
–Barns & Noble, 8th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Rijita