Man on cell: Was there a lot of bleeding? [unintelligible reply] Well, was it four sheep or five? [reply] We have to find a way to separate the cows from the sheep.
–Elevator, 56th & 8th
Drunk girl, yelling: All I want is a llama! Another cocktail and a llama!
Dude: So you’re enjoying acting, LA, monogamy, horses?
Chick to friend: I don’t care how well you clean it, I am not doing shots out of that alligator!
Overheard by: lalala
Swanky pin-stripe suit on cellphone: The little shit will definitely get approved. He’s as healthy as a French gay ox.
–51st & 3rd
Overheard by: IG
Young black dude: You know the movie The Lion King? Yeah The Lion King! …You know, the one with all the tigers.
Overheard by: BQM lady
Man: Manatees are the most peaceful creatures in the world… They get hit by motor boats!