Creepy dad, cheerfully, to seven-year-old daughter: There’s only one Lindsay Lohan!
–Downtown 1 train
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Jewish girl to friend: You know how ever since I got my shnoz done people tell me I look like Amy Winehouse?
–116th St & Broadway
Crazy black guy on bus, to no one in particular: Derek Jeter looks just like Robert Deniro, man… Just like him!
Overheard by: looks like paris hilton?
Larger reporter: I’m not going to save clothes that fit me before I gained weight in case I lose it. If I lose weight, I’m going to buy some new damn clothes. I don’t want to wear stuff from 1987. I’ll look stupid, I’ll look like Mischa Barton.
Overheard by: you wont be mischa’s size
Hipster girl to friend: I mean, I really like him… But he thinks River Phoenix is a place.