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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Eugenics

Bimbo #1: I just want to move to another state, you know?
Bimbo #2: Yeah, like further south?
Bimbo #1: No, probably Australia.
Bimbo #2: Oh my God, me too! My cousin owns this train station, we could totally go!
Bimbo #1: Nah. I have a date tonight.

Headline by: johnny pissoff

Runners-Up:

· “All Aboard the Pangea Express” — Stitches

· “And Australia’s like, “WTF mate?”” — one L

· “Ashley crushes yet another of Jessica’s plans.” — Heidi

· “Besides, i dont speak german…” — senny

· “Crikey! Thank God the Stingrays Got Me Before They Arrived.” — Katie

· “Going Down, But Not Under” — sigh

· “It’s good to see Condy getting out more” — mp

· “Wait, You Have a Date? That Doesn’t Even Make Sense.” — 08kjl


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Wow, “Long Island” and “Better” in One Discussion

Suit #1: How long have you lived here?
Suit #2: How old are you? Probably longer than you have been alive.
Suit #1: Born and raised in New York, huh?
Suit #2: No, a farm in PA. Got the fuck out of there, though. Met a girl from New York–well actually, Long Island–married her and moved out here. Thought she had money. Yeah…fooled the shit out of me.
Suit #3: Ha, you were that close to being better than all of us.

–Wall & Water