Lady suit: What are you gonna do about it? What are you going to do about the post-modernism on my forehead?
–Starbucks, The Villiage
Girl on cell: No, no… I don’t think you understand — my hips are two different sizes! You don’t know what this is going to do to my self-esteem.
Overheard by: i should have gone to harvard
Chick on cell: … Yes, it’s coming out of my abdomen…
–Washington Square South
Overheard by: Tyler
Wifey to hubby, looking at statue: They got the knees just right! You know how I’ve been looking at my knees a lot?
Overheard by: sweetchuck
Skinny tween boriqua: Yo, I’m gonna take all the fat from my stomach and put it on my ass.
–231st & Broadway
Overheard by: KK
Hot chick: Well, you don’t have arm testicles.
–East Houston St, near BHSEC
MTA lady to another: She got a lot o’ heart for a pussy!
–4/5/6 train underpass, 59th St