Archive for the ‘Players’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Are Out the Door Be­fore the Con­dom Comes Off

Build­ing work­er on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Ter­ri­ble? Why is that ter­ri­ble?

–52nd St & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: blat­to

Guy on cell: I’m look­ing for some­one to, ex­cuse my lan­guage, fuck, not just have sex with.

–Man­hat­tan Ave

Over­heard by: Ja­son

Eu­ro­trash: So then I felt bad be­cause he could­n’t guess who I was and so I gave him a hint. I told him I would meet him at six o’­clock at the mo­tel, be­cause you know, that was like our place!

–34th St & 5th Ave

Guy: You sleep with them once and they ex­pect you to bring your tooth­brush and loofa over the next time.

–Tad’s Mon­tana

Over­heard by: Mishen

Girl on cell: Re­mem­ber how I was talk­ing to that guy in Lon­don? Well, he’s com­ing to vis­it for five days. Yeah, it’s gonna be fun. I’ve de­cid­ed, af­ter he leaves, I’m not go­ing to talk to him any­more. What’s the point? It’s not even a re­la­tion­ship, it’s a pseu­do-re­la­tion­ship. You fight and get mad and what for? I’m not mov­ing to Lon­don, he’s not mov­ing to New York. Yeah, so we’ll have fun, and then when he leaves, I just won’t talk to him any­more. How is that shady?

–N train, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Mis­sPinkKate

Girl: Yeah, I feel like I’m ban­gin’ the whole world!

–Colum­bus Cir­cle sub­way ex­it

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Are Just Playin’

Guy to girl: The point of the game is to make the oth­er per­son un­wit­ting­ly look at your gen­i­tals.

–106th & Am­s­ter­dam

Ghet­to kid to friend: If I was in the mid­dle of sex, I would say I’ll come back to you lat­er, play in the pok­er game, and then come back and bust that nut.

–9th St & 8th Ave, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Rah­stah

Work­er to part­ner: You know what I’m go­ing to do since I don’t have to work to­mor­row? I’m go­ing to turn the vol­ume on my lap­top all the way up and play pin­ball un­til 1 am. It will be so loud! Ping ping ping ping!

–69th & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: 6th Floor Blog­ger

Hip­ster girl on cell: I’m go­ing home to eat and re­lax first, and then I’ll be over to play Trop­i­cal Bar­bie bin­go.

–Lorimer/Metropolitan, Brook­lyn

Group of lit­tle girls to lit­tle boy: Wan­na play Mor­mon fam­i­ly with us?

–Brook­lyn Botan­ic Gar­den

Over­heard by: James