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Crazy-haired woman: There’s lots of el­der­ly peo­ple around here.
La­dy: Well, it’s life.
Crazy-haired woman: Yes, but specif­i­cal­ly in the San Fer­nan­do Val­ley.
La­dy: Mmm-hm­mm.
Crazy-haired woman: Where are you from?
La­dy: New York.
Crazy-haired woman: You must be Jew­ish or Ital­ian — which?
La­dy: I’m Jew­ish.
Crazy-haired woman: Oh, the best peo­ple and the best meat.
La­dy: Ex­cuse me?
Crazy-haired woman: The Jews — they’re the best peo­ple and the best meat.

–Phar­ma­cy