Little thug #1: Obama ain’t takin’ no shit. He’ll be at the United Nations and shit, runnin’ up on them niggas, talkin’ “Yo! You a‑rab terrissas and shit best not be fuckin’ with us! And make that oil cheaper, niggas, cause I ain’t about spending no three dollars for fuckin’ gas!“
Little thug #2: Yeah, and what if they say, “fuck you nigga,” what then?
Little thug #1: Then Obama is gonna get all Rodney King on they ass! He’ll be all, “Wham! Wham! I’ll teach you niggas to fuck with the black President!”
Overheard by: Big Larry