Woman walking into apartment building: Why did I get stuck carrying the bag of butt plugs?
Hot girl on cell: You won’t die if you get stabbed by a dildo. (pause) Well, even if it was a hooker. What did you drink?
–Cook St & Bushwick Ave
Overheard by: cameo
Homie on BlackBerry; No, no, peep this, I said “cock ring” and she says, “like the guy from the OJ trial?” I’m dead serious!
Attractive 20-something to friend: Got hit with a sex toy!
–Pillow Fight, Union Square
Overheard by: Anna P.
Girl to four friends: And then I saw my old wooden dildo. It was wooden!
–37th St & 8th Ave
20-something girl: This is the most exciting thing to happen today! And that’s saying something, considering today was a day that included buying sex toys!