Archive for the ‘Queers’ Category

The Eter­nal Ques­tion

Teen boy: No, re­al­ly, she scares me.
Teen girl: Is that why you tell peo­ple you are gay?
Teen boy: What? No!
Teen girl: Are you gay?
Teen boy: I just don’t want to have a girl­friend.
Teen girl: What if she on­ly want­ed to have sex?
Teen boy: I am a good per­son. I have morals.
Teen girl: What if she had big­ger boobs?

–R train

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Are Here, They’re Queer, They’re Not Go­ing Any­where

Woman: And you are not a les­bian ei­ther! You are on­ly gay on week­ends.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Adam Bozarth

Teen girl: I know Jim­my’s not gay be­cause he stole my girl­friend.

–R train

Preach­er: Mark my words–by sun­rise you will be smoth­ered in les­bians.

–53rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Kaleena

Thought­ful guy: I al­ways thought that if I were gay I’d be the man­li­er one. But now that I think about it I’d want to be the girly one for all the free stuff.

–26th & 1st

Over­heard by: Charles

Guy on cell: Wait…Christ! It’s gay­er than three snaps in Z for­ma­tion in here.

–The Hangar, Christo­pher St

Over­heard by: TK

Mid­west­ern guy: That is com­plete bull­shit! How do you make a dog gay?

–Cen­tu­ry 21

Teen girl: It’s fun­ny talk­ing to him now. I mean, in the eighth grade we knew he was gay, but not take-it-up-the-butt gay.

–Up­town 1 train