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How About a Stu­dio on Pos­er Place?

Hip­ster #1: So, I’m go­ing to buy a place. I can’t af­ford much, but I’m to­tal­ly will­ing to go ghet­to.
Hip­ster #2: Re­al­ly? You know you can get some pret­ty good deals a few stops on the G line.
Hip­ster #1: Dude! I said I was will­ing to go ghet­to, not live on the G!

–Met­ro­pol­i­tan & Lorimer, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: JP

Wednes­day One-lin­ers

Girl on cell: I shit you not, it was a small stu­dio apart­ment con­vert­ed in­to a four bed­room on the 6th floor.

–47th & 9th

Fat suit on cell: How many peo­ple play the drums in Poland, really?…What? Wow. Cool. Well, plen­ty of time to prac­tice I guess.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Max T‑M

MTV chick: When I used to read, I went from the last chap­ter to the first.

–MTV cafe­te­ria

Hip­ster: They’re al­ways on the same train, so the first time you give them mon­ey, then re­mem­ber your face. Every time you get on the train af­ter that, they’ll fol­low you around. It’s like hav­ing your own 6‑foot pet!

–1 train

Over­heard by: spike