Archive for the ‘Republicans’ Category

New York Agrees: Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Are the Peo­ple’s Choice

Hobo: All De­moc­rats must dye their hair pink! All De­moc­rats must dye their hair pink. Pink is the col­or of pussies! There­fore, all De­moc­rats are pussies!

–16th & 8th

Over­heard by: My hair is­n’t pink and I’m vot­ing for Spitzer

Man hav­ing trou­ble with the levers on his vot­ing ma­chine: Wait, I know what the prob­lem is…I’m a Re­pub­li­can!

–Car­roll Gar­dens

Over­heard by: Not a Re­pub­li­can

Young fire­man to con­spir­a­cy nut: You lib­er­al bas­tard. I hope you die
in a fire. Moth­er­fuck­er.

–Ground Ze­ro

Over­heard by: Je­re­my C.

Hobo walk­ing in the rain, yelling: All De­moc­rats are Al Sharp­ton cock-suck­ers! The on­ly ques­tion is do they spit or swal­low the cum!

–12th St & 5th Ave

Wednes­day One-lin­ers for the Red States

La­dy: I come here every week­end. It’s my church.

–Man­hat­tan Mall wom­en’s bath­room

Over­heard by: Dol­ly Lowen­stein

Guy: She be­came a Re­pub­li­can to spite our fa­ther.

–Whole Foods, Colum­bus Cir­cle

Woman: I re­al­ly hate Bush. I can’t stand him. The world would be such a bet­ter place if he just died…But then there’s Ch­eney…

–6 train

Drunk guy: You wait right here, I’m go­ing home to get my gun, I’ll be right back!

–23rd be­tween 8th & 9th

Guy: This is the guy I got ar­rest­ed with in San An­to­nio for piss­ing on the Alamo.

–LES par­ty

Over­heard by: Caz