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At Least Coke Is Sort of Nat­ur­al

Fresh­man #1: Oh, look, there’s Joe*. Does he still do co­caine?
Fresh­man #2, whis­per­ing: Well, no. But now he lives on caf­feine pills… [Then, more dra­mat­i­cal­ly] And Moun­tain Dew.
Fresh­man #1, gasp­ing: Oh my god!

–Co­lum­bia dorm