Woman on phone: The point is, I asked you to marry me and you hesitated. You hesitated!
–Grand Central Terminal
Acting professor: Act as if you’re fascinated by what they’re saying, while thinking about something else. That’s what boys learn to do when they get married.
Overheard by: Lisa
Man, advising another flirting with hot woman: You gotta go for it–unless she’s married!
Five-year-old boy to another: Yeah, well… I’ll let you marry my daughter!
–10th St & University
Overheard by: Ricky
Man to male friend: So basically, I took her to a gay bar on our wedding night.
Chick to guy: Are we *seriously* arguing about whether or not aunt Jemima would support gay marriage?
Overheard by: Ladle