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Lucy and Li­nus En­ter the 21st Cen­tu­ry

Eight-year-old girl to lit­tle broth­er on bike: Hey, ass­hole!
Lit­tle broth­er: What? Are you talk­ing to me?
Eight-year-old girl: Yeah, you’re an­noy­ing me. You’re pissin’ me off!

–Cen­tral Park

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It’s All About Ri­ta Now, MTV Gen­er­a­tion

Twin girl #A: Yeah, she said she was go­ing to do the school year here.
Unique girl: She came from Ken­tucky? Why did she come so far?
Twin girl #B: Louisiana is a state. Ken­tucky is an­oth­er state.
Unique girl: Oh, well why’d she come to New York? Could­n’t she stay in her house in Louisiana?
Twin girl #A: Um, no, a hur­ri­cane hit New Or­leans. That’s why she’s here.
Unique girl: Right, right. I for­got about that.

–Kew Gar­dens sta­tion

If On­ly the Pro­duc­tion Crew Of The Hills Could Do This

Hy­per teenage blonde: Hey, know what I just re­al­ized?
20-some­thing blonde sis­ter: Okay, wait. In the in­ter­est of sav­ing time, I’m gonna pull my hand back like so be­fore you start talk­ing. Now you can go ahead and say what you want­ed to say, but just know that if it’s some­thing ig­no­rant or re­tard­ed, I’m gonna slap you out of your shoes and right off the side­walk, and then keep slap­ping you un­til we get home. Is what­ev­er you want to say worth it?
(long pause)
Hy­per teenage blonde: No?

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Re­al­ly want to know what she was gonna say