Skinny Spanish girl: That nigga was saying how he had me moaning and screaming, but I was like, “nigga, I’m just loud–that doesn’t mean you’re good!”
–Ft. Hamilton Parkway, Brooklyn
Overheard by: also loud
Ghetto chick to friend: Yo…in my country, it’s illegal to not please your woman. You gotta fuck her till she begs you to stop.
–116th & 1st
Overheard by: DonnaRae
Man on phone: Yeah…I just fingerblasted her for like an hour. No big deal.
–E 4th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: intern2
Mom to teenage son: And I was like “sure, have sex in my bed, it never sees any.”
–Mercer & W 3rd
Girl on cell: Oh no, he’s back fucking his secretary now, so I’m like, completely free!
20-something on cell, after loud graphic sex tale: And don’t you be telling anyone! I don’t like strangers knowing my business.
–Express Bus to Brooklyn