Archive for the ‘Strippers’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Don Pro­tec­tive Cam­ou­flage

Suit: So, you wan­na bring the strip­pers to paint­ball?

–45th St & Ave of the Amer­i­c­as

Suit: They are not stu­pid peo­ple, even though they are from the Mid­west.

–53rd & Park

Over­heard by: MJ

Suit: We’re meet­ing in con­fer­ence room G, but there’s still blood in there from the last meet­ing.

–53rd & Park

Over­heard by: Rus­so

Suit whis­per­ing ba­by talk in­to an­oth­er’s ear: Fred­die, wash my but­t­hole.

–Brook­lyn-bound Q train

Late-50s suit to an­oth­er: My next-door neigh­bors, they don’t know how to com­mu­ni­cate with their Mex­i­cans.

–N & R plat­form, 49th St

Over­heard by: Wish I could have heard more

Suit to an­oth­er: I don’t care what they say — once a french maid, al­ways a french maid.

–Rock­e­feller Cen­ter

Suit on cell: If it was­n’t for goat’s milk I don’t know how I would’ve made it through col­lege.

–45th St & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: y2jon

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers: Great for Bach­e­lor Par­ties!

16-year-old girl on cell: So like, for Hal­loween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to…

–110th & Cen­tral Park West

Over­heard by: so­phie Balis-Har­ris

Drunk stum­bling Yan­kee meat­head to fel­low meat­heads: Yo! Let’s get some fuck­ing strip­pers! I don’t give a fuck about my girl­friend! (paus­es and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck.

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: seat 12 sec­tion 23

20-some­thing woman on cell: What, you had sex with that strip­per?!

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Liz

Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo’ my son’s 18th birf­day. He be grad­u­atin and all this year, so we sprung fo’ a strip­per.

–Q67 Bus

Over­heard by: Kate

Teen scream­ing in­to cell: Strip­per. (pause) No, strip­per!

–Lit­tle Italy