Clerk: … So she pulls the suicide card. On the second date!
Overheard by: Schroeder
Sociology professor: Just think of your life as a thousand chances a day to commit suicide.
Pessimistic teen: Jelly beans make me want to kill myself.
–Tasti D‑Lite, Bleecker & MacDougall
Overheard by: Louis
Chick: I would never commit suicide! I would do something instead. You know, like cut sugar cane…
Overheard by: Nosy