Archive for the ‘Trannies’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Go Chasing Waterfalls

Guy in line for the bathroom: Man, it takes a lot of trust to let someone piss through your legs. –Angelika Theater Girl: If I had a barbecue on my stoop, three queens would pee on it on the first night. I mean, you'd think they wouldn't, since it's a historically gay street. But I've seen so many queens peeing on Christopher Street when it's nice out! –28th & 5th Overheard by: Donk Really drunk girl: I have to pee so bad! I almost peed on the corner, but then I remembered I don't have a penis. –14th St NYU girl, immediately after taking shot of tequila: Guys, I have to pee, but I don't want to pee out the patron! –NYU Dorm NYU girl: I'm going to go see her! I sobered up for this! I drank tons of water! I could pee my ass out! –8th & University Short cop on his phone: Peed? You peed on the bed? –21st St b/w 3rd & 2nd

Wednesday One-Liners Break the Curve

Asian girl to friend: You know her! She’s the Asian girl — you know, the one with the eyes! –Empire State Building Overheard by: Chuckles Little boy about Japanese man: Mom, how come that man is closing his eyes all the time?! –Liberty St Overheard by: galgal Emo Asian boy: You can recover from drug or alcohol addictions, but there is no cure for Asianism. –Weinstein Dining Hall, NYU Drunk Asian man: Did you see that mosaic? It’s all wrong. The Asians were all one shade of yellow. What kind of art work is that? Look at me and my people — we’re multiple shades! –R train 20-something woman: Being an Asian and being a tranny aren’t the same thing. –Dallas BBQ, Chelsea Overheard by: Ladle

Are You a Boy, a Girl, or a Wednesday One-Liner?

Guy to three cute girls: You’re the best looking gay guys I’ve seen all day! –Christopher & Bedford Chick to dude: You could wear a dress if you wanted to. –Broadway Abercrombie tot: Wait, you can’t carry a boy dog in a purse. That’s unnatural! –Penn Station Tween girl to friends: No, she’s a boy now and she looks gay. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: R Cute brunette: Who am I, forcing your lovers into a male-female dichotomy? I am terrible! –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy

Wednesday One-Liners Have a Mangina Attack

Man in elevator on cell: Yeah. That's what I'm paying for, right? Next time just make sure it's a male to female. –Elevator, Chelsea Staten Island man to son: Okay, you have to be careful here. And don't touch any of the pretty ladies: the prettier they are, the more likely it's a man. –1st & Houston Middle aged woman to friend: Every morning I wake up and think I look more and more like Mrs Doubtfire. –Union Square Overheard by: mk Guy in pink spandex to Victorian Gardens employee: Excuse me, where do the trannies hang out? –Central Park Preppy chick to friends: Did I ever tell you guys about the tranny I slept with? –19th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Well-Dressed Indian Boy Mom, in motherly voice, to crying four-year-old: Aww, what's the matter, did the little transvestite scare you? –2nd & 72nd Overheard by: Nancy

K.d. Langsday One-Liners

Chatty woman: There were two lesbians, or transsexuals, or whatever you call it… –26th St & Park Ave Overheard by: Rose Fox Crazy shouting hobo: Lesbians are rapists! Lesbians are rapists! You stick your tongue in a pussy, you're a rapist! Rapist lesbians! Lesbians are rapists! –E Train Woman on cell: Of course I thought she was a lesbian! She walked like a dude! –Sunset Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: Laura Middle aged woman to male on train, in one breath: Scientists say that in 2012 the sun will line up with the milky way and change the axle on the earth and you know it is hard to be a black lesbian cause most of these women just get tired of men and have sex with a woman but that doesn't mean they are bisexual just because they have sex with men and women and they ain't really lesbians they just think they are cause they have sex with women… –D Train Overheard by: thomas Normal-looking girl to girlfriends: Do you know how many woman hit on me when I was in San Francisco? –Bedford & 6th Man on street: Does anybody need a lesbian lover? Because I'll get a sex change… –79th St & Broadway

Wednesday One-Liners Have Wood.

Teenage boy: You know, if you think about it, violins are basically just giant condoms. –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Older man on cell walking two giant dogs: She has a great body… When she sits, it's like a German violinist. –Thompson Square Park Mother to young daughter: Even if she was tired and cranky, she still shouldn't have hit you on the shoulder with a violin. –Ave A & 6th St Woman on cell: Let's go see the one about the transsexual violinists. (pause, yelling louder) Violinists! The transsexual violin players. Violin! (pause) You didn't say "violin"? Just transsexuals? (pause) Did you say "violence"? (pause) No? (pause) I'm not hungover! –J Train

Wednesday One-Liners Feel Like a Woman or Whatever

Asian girl: A tranny spat and peed on me last night… so I guess I'm okay. –Screaming MiMi's Boutique Overheard by: Nancy Gay guy, after woman bumps into him: Did you just step on my vagina? –A Train College boy: So then I woke up and realized I was next to a tranny… –Manhattan College "Girl" sitting at the door: My panties are too small to hold my dick in. –Williamsburg Catholic school girl, carrying large backpack, to friend: I'm looking forward to leaving this bathroom a guy. A very effeminate guy, but still a guy. –Bathroom, Barnes & Noble Overheard by: Innocent Bathroom-goer