Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category

We’re Sure There’s a “Brazilian Rainforest” Joke in Here Somewhere

Student #1: She’s from the Dominican Republic, right?
Student #2: Um, yeah, I think so.
Student #1: Is she classy…?
Student #2: Eh, not really, no. At the meeting the other day, she was wearing a skirt. I could see her cooch.
Student #3: [Just joining the conversation] What’s a cooch?
[Silence.]Student #1: Her vagina.
Student #2: Her forest. Except it was barren. There were no trees. Barren.

–Columbia University

Wednesday One-Liners Celebrate V-J-J Day

Girl to male friend: I mean, they were both lousy lovers, but when it came right down to it her vagina was just too wide.

–110th & Broadway

Ghetto teen: Yo, girl! Don’t be pickin’ at yo’ pussy like that in the street! You’ll be on YouTube tomorrow!

–South St Seaport

Overheard by: Big Larry

JAP: I don’t understand how a baby just fell out of her vagina and she didn’t feel anything!

–Outside Lafayette St dorm, NYU

Overheard by: Philouza

Girl on cell: I fully support the idea of a vagina factory.

–7th St & Bedford Ave

Overheard by: Liam Cubbin

Bimbette: Tiff, do these make my vagina look furry?

–Dressing room, Macy’s

Overheard by: SarahM

Chick: My vagina seems so crooked today…

–23rd & 5th

Overheard by: Bruce

Girl on cell: No! He was seriously, like, drilling for oil or something. My vagina is not a source of fossil fuel!

–Central Park

Overheard by: But it’d be cool if it were