Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category

We’re Sure There’s a “Brazil­ian Rain­for­est” Joke in Here Some­where

Stu­dent #1: She’s from the Do­mini­can Re­pub­lic, right?
Stu­dent #2: Um, yeah, I think so.
Stu­dent #1: Is she classy…?
Stu­dent #2: Eh, not re­al­ly, no. At the meet­ing the oth­er day, she was wear­ing a skirt. I could see her cooch.
Stu­dent #3: [Just join­ing the con­ver­sa­tion] What’s a cooch?
[Silence.]Student #1: Her vagi­na.
Stu­dent #2: Her for­est. Ex­cept it was bar­ren. There were no trees. Bar­ren.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

…Hint, Hint.

His­pan­ic man #1, on bus: Yo, my hand smells like pussy.
His­pan­ic man #2: Yeah, now she gonna go home and kiss the oth­er guy, and then he gonna, and you were just there.
(hys­ter­i­cal drunk­en laugh­ter)
His­pan­ic man #3: I haven’t got­ten pussy in a while, though. Since last sum­mer.
His­pan­ic man #1: Yeah, you know I just love get­ting my dick sucked.

–Q58 Bus

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Cel­e­brate V‑J-J Day

Girl to male friend: I mean, they were both lousy lovers, but when it came right down to it her vagi­na was just too wide.

–110th & Broad­way

Ghet­to teen: Yo, girl! Don’t be pickin’ at yo’ pussy like that in the street! You’ll be on YouTube to­mor­row!

–South St Sea­port

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry

JAP: I don’t un­der­stand how a ba­by just fell out of her vagi­na and she did­n’t feel any­thing!

–Out­side Lafayette St dorm, NYU

Over­heard by: Philouza

Girl on cell: I ful­ly sup­port the idea of a vagi­na fac­to­ry.

–7th St & Bed­ford Ave

Over­heard by: Liam Cub­bin

Bim­bette: Tiff, do these make my vagi­na look fur­ry?

–Dress­ing room, Ma­cy’s

Over­heard by: SarahM

Chick: My vagi­na seems so crooked to­day…

–23rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Bruce

Girl on cell: No! He was se­ri­ous­ly, like, drilling for oil or some­thing. My vagi­na is not a source of fos­sil fu­el!

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: But it’d be cool if it were