Lady to another: I’m waxing my crotch whether he likes it or not!
–52nd & Madison
Overheard by: someguyslikethejungle
Preteen: Yo, she bit Mark’s crotch!
–66th & Broadway
Overheard by: dan
Girl to another: I don’t think he’d like your stiletto heel in his actual crotch. Oh, now your twat is all over the place.
Man on cell, noticing, “The Big Penis Book”: Hey, I’m at this bookstore and they have this big book of penises… Oh, you have it already? The big book, with the pink cover and crotch on the front? Oh, okay, cool.
Bimbo: Crotches are always wrong!
–American Apparel Store