Drunk man: You know, garbage trucks are the diamonds of New York. Just… nobody knows they are in the rough.
–Bar, 1st & Houston
Overheard by: Csmith
Drunk, barefoot girl: The streets of New York aren’t that dirty… Right…?
–68th & 2nd
Mom to little kid in middle of sidewalk: Honey, please stand aside. These people are in a hurry — they’re New Yorkers.
–68th & Broadway
Angry woman on cell: New York is just as relaxing as Italy!
–81st & 3rd
Wannabe hipster chick: New York is so overwhelming. Let’s just live off our parents’ money forever!
–Sweet Paradise, Canal & Orchard
Overheard by: zp