Drunk: If God didn’t want us to be gay, He wouldn’t have put our g‑spot all the way up our ass!
–3rd Ave. between 11th & 12th
Overheard by: Zack
Fratboy: So if I tell her I wanna put my tongue up her ass, you think she’ll relate to me?
–1st Ave. & 10th St.
Overheard by: Sarah T.
Fiancee: OK, fine. You can have strippers at your bachelor party. But if I hear you stuck your dick in some nasty hooker’s ass, I’m never sucking it again.
Overheard by: Mad William Flint
Woman: Yeah, whatever, Mr. Doesn’t-Know-What-a-Suppository-Is!
–The Angelica, Houston Street
Goombah: Nah, nah, nah…I’d suck a guy’s dick balls deep, but I would never eat a man’s ass. That’s just gay.