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Holy Crap, Some­one Please Tape That Call

Thug kid: When are you hav­ing that damn ba­by?
Preg­gers: I was due last week and I want a C‑section but the doc­tor said we should­n’t do it yet.
Thug kid: I’­ma call that doc­tor to­mor­row and tell him to take that nig­ga out.

–Williams­burg

Over­heard by: An­tho­ny Am­i­co

The Nicean Coun­cil, 2005

Do­mini­can woman: “…an­ge­les y ar­can­ge­les y cherubimes.”…Cuales son cheru­bimes?
Do­mini­can teen #1: Cheru­bims? Those are those an­gel ba­bies, you know, with the wings?
Do­mini­can teen #2: Yeah, like the ones on your show­er cur­tain?
Do­mini­can teen #1: Right.
Do­mini­can woman: Y cuales son ar­can­ge­les?
Do­mini­can teen #1: Ohhh…those are those big ones, with the big wings. And they’re old­er.

–Rosa’s Hair Sa­lon, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Michael Kane

Box­es and Box­es of Co­coa Puffs

Old woman: Have you seen Char­lie?
Guy: No..he said he was gonna check him­self in­to the hos­pi­tal, and prob­a­bly stay for a long time.
Old woman: Be­cause I have some food for him…Now Patrick, have you seen Char­lie? I have some food for him.
Old man: Char­lie done checked his­self in­to the psy­cho ward for two months.
Old woman: I guess I got­ta throw the food out then.

–Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Heiny Kleist