Old queer on cell: Okay, well I’ll be watching the Mets game, or the Jets game, whatever you call it… What do they call it when you men all sit together and can’t talk?
–Broadway & 103rd St
Iranian tourist to street performer: We don’t have a vote but we have a basketball team!
Overheard by: RAR!
Subway conductor: This is the uptown “d” express train, making all express stops in Manhattan and The Bronx, including 161st Street, so the Yankees can host the Minnesota Twins. We’d like to welcome all Detroit Tigers fans riding with us–shame you couldn’t bring your team.
–Uptown D Train
Female sports fan: A‑Rod’s back baby! Kate Hudson has a magic pussy!
–Pub, 45th & 3rd
Overheard by: Pub crawler
Teenage girl to group of attentive friends: If leprechauns could play basketball, they would.
–High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny