Archive for July, 2005

She Should Have Dropped “Y’­know What I’m Sayin’?”

Asian girl #1: Who’s that guy that’s not Steve Har­vey?
Asian girl #2: Cedric the En­ter­tain­er.
Asian girl #1: Yeah, he might have been in The Cook­out.
Asian girl #2: Oh my God, that’s so racist. “Who’s that guy that’s not Steve Har­vey?”
Asian girl #1: Well, you knew who I was talk­ing about!

–Mc­Don­ald’s, 85th & 3rd

Over­heard by: Aisha Moore

How Sleep­ing with a Girl Can Still Be Gay

Guy: It was hot, I can’t even tell you.
Girl: So you guys slept to­geth­er?
Guy: Oh yeah, it was hot.
Girl: ’cause I talked to her this morn­ing and she said you guys just cud­dled and stuff.
Guy: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I meant by sleep­ing with her. Y’­know, spoon­ing and shit.

–MetroTech Com­mons

Yet It’s OK for Him to Kill His Son…

Crazy la­dy: I hate my fuck­ing moth­er and I want to kill her. I want to watch her bleed. She is a fat lazy bitch. She was noth­ing but a con­tain­er!
Guy: God will not for­give you if you kill your moth­er. Can you al­so keep it down please?

–PATH train

Over­heard by: JMK

How About Be­ing Per­ma­nent­ly La­belled as Such?

B&T Girl #1: He is so “not Westch­ester.”
B&T Girl #2: I know!
B&T Girl #3: I don’t get it. I’ve been here a year and I don’t get that. And what is or who is “the bridge and tun­nel crowd”? Is it a good thing that those guys called us “bridge and tun­nel crowd” when we walked in?
B&T Girl #1: Eww.
B&T Girl #2: Gross.
B&T Girl #1: Ew, oh there is so no way any­one called me bridge and tun­nel.
B&T Girl #3: So that’s bad?
B&T Girl #2: What could be worse?