Archive for November, 2005

That’s Why He In­vent­ed Hell

Girl #1: Man, I re­al­ly want some cig­a­rettes, but I don’t have any cash.
Girl #2: Sor­ry, I don’t have any cash ei­ther.
Girl #1: Look, I found a 20! God like to­tal­ly wants me to smoke.

–Broad­way & Prince