Girl: Shit yo, this campaign is like being skullfucked by a Lego man.
–49th & 7th
Archive for 2005
Take a Deep Breath, Wednesday One-liners
Tween boy: I’m gonna fight you, Steve…I’m gonna trash yo’ face, son…you gonna have to go to Jonathan Zizmor, son.
–6 train
Wednesday One-liners?
Man: Why would anyone ever give a clown money?
–76th & 3rd
Overheard by: Val
Wednesday One-liners: It’s Just a Name
Man: You say Pataki, I say bukkake.
–40th & 7th
Overheard by: Derek P
Wednesday One-liners Cross Over
Girl: Stop flirting with me, my friend just died.
–Central Park SummerStage
Just Say Yes to Wednesday One-liners
Crackhead lady: Now crack’s a different story. Right now I’m going through a time where crack is a very important part of my life.
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: deke shearon
Wednesday One-liners Can Use Tools
Yuppie guy on cell: I have to master these machines. You ever use the ones where you put the detergent in the top before?
–79th between Columbus & Broadway
Wednesday One-liners Swear Jar
White man: Yeah, and he has that puppet. I’m not sure if it’s a hand puppet or the kind with strings, but man, that shit used to fuck me up.
–Houston & Varick
Overheard by: Eve’s droppings
Depends on How Easily It Spreads on a Cracker
Little girl: Mommy, I gotta go diarrhea!
Mom: Not all poo-poo is diarrhea, you know.
–Museum of Natural History
Talk About a Piss-take
Chick: So it’s like drinking your own sweat?
Guy: Well, it has salt in it.
–125th & Broadway
