Archive for 2005

Kind of a Lapsed Jew

Jew­ish guy: You know, all the fa­mous peo­ple are Jew­ish, like Ein­stein, and–
Black guy: Man, shut the fuck up, what the fuck is wrong with you? Ain’t you ever heard of Mar­tin Luther King, Jr.? He ain’t Jew­ish; hell, that moth­er­fuck­er ain’t even white. Je­sus Fuck­ing Christ!
Jew­ish guy: Very good! Je­sus Christ!

–E train

Over­heard by: Ting