Archive for 2005

Stu­art Lit­tle Mind­ed

Old­er broth­er: Ha ha, you look like a mice.
Younger broth­er: You don’t even know how to speak. You’re sup­posed to say I look like a mouse.
Old­er broth­er: No, a mice is a mouse when it’s still lit­tle.

–Grist­edes, Hen­ry Street

“Specif­i­cal­ly, I ate a box of Fig New­tons all by my­self.”

Guy #1: I had one of the best karaoke ex­pe­ri­ences of my life the oth­er night.
Guy #2: Se­ri­ous­ly?
Guy #1: Oh yeah. And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my share of great karaoke ex­pe­ri­ences in my life. There has been few times where I’ve got­ten up there and did not re­ceive phys­i­cal plea­sure af­ter­wards.

–40th & 3rd

Over­heard by: Greg Rut­ter

Where Are They Now?: Kath­leen Kennedy Townsend

Prep­py guy: Are you sure?
Non-Prep­py guy: I’m telling you…I think she’s a pros­ti­tute.
Prep­py guy: She does­n’t have the face for it.
Non-Prep­py guy: I know, but she does have the body.
Prep­py guy: That’s a fuck­ing shame if she is one. Her fam­i­ly has bil­lions and bil­lions of dol­lars. She does­n’t need to be do­ing that.

–Prime Burg­er, 51st Street

Over­heard by: Shirley Grace