Archive for 2005

When We Just Tag Her as “Girl”, Ho­bos Get Con­fused

A hobo picked out two girls on line and start­ed in­sult­ing them. When the po­lice came to get him he start­ed again.

Hobo: See this is what the White Man does! They’ve got­ta pro­tect these lit­tle Jew­ish girls from Long Is­land, don’t give a shit about proud Black men like me.
Girl: I’m Puer­to Ri­can and from Brook­lyn.

He at­tempts to high five her as the cops es­cort him away.

Hobo: Right on, sis­ter!

–19th & Broad­way

She Gives Good Over­heard

Girl #1: If she moves in­to your kitchen and her boyfriend vis­its, you are gonna over­hear them fuck­ing.
Girl #2: Uh-uh. I’m puttin’ the ki­bosh on that.
Girl #1: You can’t tell them they can’t have sex in her own room where she pays rent!
Girl #2: I don’t want to hear no sex…unless it’s on the porn. Or me. Or two men.

–In­ter­na­tion­al Bar, 1st Av­enue

Over­heard by: Nicole A.

Re­lax, It Was Yo-Yo In­struc­tions

Dad: …you’ve got to use your mid­dle fin­ger.
Son: Which one’s the mid­dle fin­ger?
Dad: This one.
Son: Why’s it called the mid­dle fin­ger?
Dad: Be­cause it’s in the mid­dle of your hand, I guess. There’s two fin­gers on ei­ther side.
Son: That’s re­tard­ed.
Dad: It may sound re­tard­ed, but that’s the way it is.

–As­to­ria cor­ner store