Archive for 2005

Fat Eating Fat: Irony or Hate Crime?

Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Thin woman: Well, I can’t move over anymore.
Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Fat lady #2: There is no way you’re going to fit in that space.
Fat lady #1: If you moved over I could. I’m not fat like you.
Fat lady #2: Not only are you fat, but you’re crazy. You think I’m fat? Get away before I eat you.

–E train

The Gaydar on Her Tinfoil Hat is Broken

Hoboette: I bet a lot of men try and make out with you.
Guy: Excuse me?
Hoboette: I bet a lot of men try and make out with you. You’ve never had that happen? Every time I see an attractive, well-groomed man, he is gay. So you are saying you aren’t gay?
Guy: Nope.
Hoboette: Keep up the good stuff. Too bad I wasn’t younger.

–52nd & 10th