Archive for 2005

We’ve Clear­ly Won the Ed­u­ca­tion Bat­tle

Guy on cell: Holy shit, she’s too fuck­ing old to get AIDS. The virus would be like “Ew, fuck that, she’s old.”

–F train

Over­heard by: Glyn­nis

A blocked sew­er grate caus­es a nasty-look­ing pud­dle. A Black guy steps over it and says: This shit’s dis­gust­ing. This is how we all get AIDS.

–23rd & Park

Over­heard by: Er­i­ca

Hap­py Sodom & Go­mor­rah Day, New York!

Les­bian #1: Huh. There seems to be a dis­pro­por­tion­ate num­ber of queers around here.
Les­bian #2: Dar­ling, we’re on Christo­pher Street.

–Christo­pher Street

Boy: Mom, I want gad­gets!
Moth­er: No, Trevor. Not those gad­gets.

–Christo­pher Street

Thug #1: Why would I pay $170 for new Jor­dans, when I can pay $250 for a pair of Pradas?
Thug #2: I hear dat.
Thug #1: Plus I’m sure to get more ass in Pradas.

–JFK Air­train

Over­heard by: les koh

Latin guy: What are you star­ing at?
White guy: I can’t get over how beau­ti­ful the bar­tender is. Look at her, she looks like a movie star.
Latin guy: That’s a guy.
White guy: I know.

–The Stonewall, Christo­pher Street

Chick on cell: Yo, I’m go­ing to that gay pa­rade, those peo­ple are doin’ it. Those boys be makin’ each oth­er cum.

–Tar­get, At­lantic Av­enue

Taste Nasty, Even With a Chas­er

Man on cell: Dave? Hi, it’s Vince…fine, and you? Great. Lis­ten, Dave, my boss was re­al­ly in­ter­est­ed in your video work, and he’d love to see more…yes, right. He’s go­ing to want you to come in for an in­ter­view. But I have to ask you a ques­tion, okay? How do you feel about cum shots?

–Broad­way & 52nd

Over­heard by: Meg Kane