Archive for 2005

Your Wish Has Been Grant­ed; Where’s the Blow?

Chick #1: I need to buy some coke for the house af­ter this…Coca-Cola.
Chick #2: Oh! You need to clar­i­fy these things. I was pic­tur­ing a big
jar of co­caine in your liv­ing room or some­thing.
Chick #1: That would be the hottest thing ever! I keep say­ing these ab­surd things hop­ing some­one will put it in Over­heard in New York.

–Loews The­ater, 86th & Lex­ing­ton

At Least We Know the Ko­re­an Guy Does­n’t Hate Chi­nese Peo­ple

2 Black teens sit at a ta­ble to­geth­er, com­par­ing the shop­ping they’ve just done. One gets up to ask for a cig­a­rette from a mid­dle-aged Asian dude sit­ting near­by. The Asian dude ig­nores the teen.

Black teen #1: Man, I hate Chi­nese peo­ple.
Black teen #2: Yo son, watch what you’re say­ing. Look around you.
Black teen #1: I don’t give a shit, man! I fuck­ing hate
Chi­nese peo­ple.
Black teen #2: Be­sides, I’m pret­ty sure they’re Ko­re­an.

–Green­streets, 32nd & Broad­way

Over­heard by: enkie