Archive for 2005

Why Would the Trav­el Chan­nel Be on TV?

His­pan­ic kid: This is great, every­one just stands on the es­ca­la­tors and then when they get to the bot­tom they take off run­ning to their trains. They like an­i­mals or some­thing. It’s like some Trav­el Chan­nel shit.
His­pan­ic girl: You’re stu­pid. Why would Penn Sta­tion be on the Trav­el Chan­nel?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ali

If My Heart Made Blood I Would­n’t Need to Buy Pup­pies

Store guy: You know, I used to smoke 2–3 packs a day. It’s re­al­ly not good for you.
Dude: Are you gonna give me a dis­count on Nicorette, then?
Store guy: We don’t have it…but you don’t need that stuff any­way. It does­n’t work. All you re­al­ly need is your–

He taps his hand on his chest.

Dude: If my heart made nico­tine I would­n’t need to buy cig­a­rettes.

–Du­ane Reade, 49th & 9th

Over­heard by: Katie